GoatCounter replaces 6 paid apps

One open-source tool, 6 subscriptions it can stand in for. Each pairing below is curated and verified by hand, with the honest catch spelled out. No votes, no pay-to-list.

GoatCounter $0replaces $70/mo5.8k · active aug 2026docker to self-host📊 analytics
the facts, verified

runsyour machine or their cloud

installCreate a hosted account or run the single static binary or Docker image

dataA self-hosted instance uses SQLite by default or PostgreSQL; the hosted service stores analytics on GoatCounter's infrastructure and supports JSON and CSV exports

setupNone for hosted use; self-hosting needs a reachable binary or container plus a public URL and TLS

facts verified 2026-08-10

what it lets you cancel
Umami CloudYES$20/mo

The lighter self-hosted substitute when page traffic is the whole question.

the catchIt is lighter but much narrower in events, funnels, journeys and team analysis than Umami Cloud.

the verdict →all Umami Cloud alternatives →
Simple AnalyticsYES$20/mo

The spartan version: useful traffic numbers and very little else to argue about.

the catchIt is much more spartan and lacks Simple Analytics' polished reports, automations and privacy-focused workflow conveniences.

the verdict →all Simple Analytics alternatives →
Fathom AnalyticsYES$15/mo

A smaller privacy dashboard for people who truly meant simple.

the catchIt offers fewer polished goals, events, reports, team controls and support than Fathom's managed product.

the verdict →all Fathom Analytics alternatives →
PlausibleYES$9/mo

Even simpler than Plausible, which is either refreshing or a warning.

the catchIt is even simpler, but gives up Plausible's more polished goals, revenue, funnels, team controls and reporting.

the verdict →all Plausible alternatives →
PirschKINDA$6/mo

The tiny option: page views, paths and referrers without a product-management department.

the catchIts custom-event, conversion, API and integration capabilities are shallower than Pirsch's.

the verdict →all Pirsch alternatives →
CabinKINDAusage-based

Tiny traffic analytics that tells you what happened and declines to become a growth platform.

the catchIt is intentionally more spartan, with fewer polished event, goal, team and reporting features and no commercial managed support.

the verdict →all Cabin alternatives →

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